If you fart while walking

I'm not sure just asking people for their perceived experiences will get you the information you seek.

Perhaps you can design a scientific study which controls all other variables such as the wind. I'm sure plenty of SW members will volunteer. Just need a large number of participants and an unlimited supply of beans 😬😬

It scares the dogs in the neighborhood and they start barking. Well, not exactly a fart but a pair of Reebok shoes that I was wearing. One of them developed an air leak and it sounded like a fart with every step of that one shoe. I ended up throwing them away before they got worn out. I don’t like to hearing barking growling dogs when I walk past their fenced yards.

I'll have beans on toast for dinner then get back to you 👍🏼

It's good to see someone asking important questions here. Usually it's just about sex and stuff.

I flew a couple of feet one time

Keep a steady pace

I suddenly stop and strike a pose!!

Turbo charges you...

yeah but it helps if the thrust provided is more intense so I like to press up against a strangers cheeks and rip a huge one to blast off of a solid surface

IDK, leave it to the government to do that for a funded study though

I only fart in the privacy of my bathroom 🙂‍↕