Did you know about article 6?

Article 5 of NATO states that if a member state is attacked then all other member states must come to their rescue. This is well known.

Much lesser known is article 6, which states that if a British citizen needs to see boobies then the ladies of other member states must provide photos of boobies.

I didn't write article 6 so don't blame me, I'm just trying to edumacate you 👏