Walking through the ladies' intimate care products aisle at the supermarket

What's wrong with buying tampons for your Mrs??? Even STBX will buy tampons and pads if needed...

Real talk though, what's so bad about someone thinking you're buying pads for your daughter or whatever

My roommate is now keeping the tampons on the shelf above the toilet. I think that means she likes me.

It's all on camera,

You were spotted with the following products:

Hair care products ? I thought you were bald !!
Skin Care products .... I'm guessing for baldness . it gets lots of sun
Lady razors ..... Again . for chrome dome I suppose
douche kit ...... hmmm . What's up with that ?

I suppose I've had to buy enough things for my wife that I have become immune to being embarrassed.

This is why I order almost everything off Amazon. I hate shopping in stores

Don't you want to impress the ladies there with your pick up lines ?

Isn't that usually the same aisle that prophylactics are sold?

In that case, you might want to lose the costume.

As a gay guy, it’s like double enemy territory for me 😅

Well... Then why are they asking you for product advice? 😳😳🤔🤔🫢🫢