I was voted SW's most likely to molest a mailbox

Something to be proud of! I was voted Most Likely to Cry Over Cute Kitten Photos.

Sounds about right 🤔

I was most likely to appear on the news on a high speed chase.

Only bc I actually have done it, so I was disqualified for some reason

Footage just after one of your encounters 😬😬

Anyone other than me ever swat mailboxes with a baseball bat from a moving car?

Stay away from my male box 🙄

SW Hall of Fame: Most Consistent Threat to Stationery Objects.

I was voted Most Likely Not To Notice The Apocalypse Until It's Long Over.

more like most likely to spit shine their head every morning🫩