I will make my name by inventing black underwear which doesn't turn chalky when you jizz

Team Member,?

Everblack. For when spontaneousness can stay spontaneous.

I don't wear underpants. I just squirt all over the place!

You'll make billions I tellz ya

Or, and hear me out, you could grab a towel or toilet paper. Or shower. Or do the laundry...

Why just black?
A bit narrow minded if you ask me.
What has dark blue ever done to you?

This is not how you grow a vagene