I will make my name by inventing black underwear which doesn't turn chalky when you jizz

We all have our part to play in the world and this will be mine.

StayBlack No Jizz Underwear™

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Or, and hear me out, you could grab a towel or toilet paper. Or shower. Or do the laundry...