I may throw a rubber dick at you 🍆

Okay.

How big is it?

How much rubbers have you collected?

Is this from your personal collection, or are you borrowing or stealing from others?

Do we know if they have been cleaned, or... 🤢

Suggesting that it is a better alternative to the live version? 😊

I’ll get my body armor

sticks and stones may break my bones but

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The sororority pledges used to have to sing this

Oh no. What the fap happened to your original one? 😱😱

[@ubotmat] 🤷‍♂well if you really must but do not dildo -daly about it i have things to be getting on with lol 😆

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS 🐣

Trump is to big to throw