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deadgerbil · 26-30
Who needs a condom when you can just shove a Lego up it
@deadgerbil I didn't think his urethra opened far enough to get a Lego in there... 🤔🤔🤔 The more you know...
HannahSky · F
@deadgerbil tf
You know that's not good ...it does something bad to the condom
I've never met a guy who carried a condom.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@HootyTheNightOwl I always have one in my wallet. And when it expires I put a new one in there.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Nope. Most wallets aren't big enough. Just wear it out. It's super convenient
HannahSky · F
Just wear it on your head, advertise
exexec · 61-69, C
I never did because I knew that if I had one handy, I would definitely try to have sex with my girlfriend. I promised her I would not do that.
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
Remember blue jeans? In 1987 through 1993 the rear right pocket had a slightly worn ring from the condom inside. No skins people had to negotiate.
JonnyTesticles · 36-40, M
whole box in your wallet !
Super TINY size
Super TINY size
empanadas · 31-35, M
Ha jokes on you im a virgin