Does anyone even use mistletoe anymore? 🤔

I can't remember seeing any for years. Of course, you can do that very funny thing where you hang it from your belt, because people have to kiss you under it and it's over your genitals 😏 FUNNY SHIT. I preferred to hang it at the back, but I never got rimmed tho 🤔

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

i like those mistletoe hats. people who wear those have some stones.

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

because of climate change mistletoe is going extinct and virgins are spreading.

pripyatamusementpark

Charming as ever

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

Hang it from a wide brim hat and walk around town kissing everyone til you get herpes

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