Why don't you reply to my sext messages? 🤔

I hope your sexts don’t involve tuna 🤣

Well, I need to let the images marinate for a while. You know — get the full impact.

I hired a professional to help me write the perfect reply. You’re being impatient

Cos i've ghosted you, remember? 😅

Stop harassing people man. ✝️

Imma help you find Jesus.

This doesn’t paint a pretty picture 😳

Nobody replied 🤔

No enter
Only exit

Well I appreciate your energy...sadly I am bout to do my income taxes and the govmint gets the first shot.

If at first you dont succeed, try try try again!!
Thats the anal rule 😀😄😂

Because butt stuff is not my cup of tea

My phone got a scratch 😒