Are you one of those SW members
Who think that people like you and don't realise that they merely tolerate you like they would with hemorrhoids? 🤔
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Degbeme
Reminds me of the song about a drunken Scotsman.
[media=https://youtu.be/FncaL7CKspI]
To which I add a sequel:
Then all at once, his tadger spoke,
Much to the Scots surprise:
"Have you forgot so soon, me lad,
The day we won first prize?
'Twas at the masturbate-a-thon
In Glasgow town last May;
That bloke from Goose Bay tried his best,
But still we won the day."
Ring-ding-diddle, etc.
Reminds me of the song about a drunken Scotsman.
[media=https://youtu.be/FncaL7CKspI]
To which I add a sequel:
Then all at once, his tadger spoke,
Much to the Scots surprise:
"Have you forgot so soon, me lad,
The day we won first prize?
'Twas at the masturbate-a-thon
In Glasgow town last May;
That bloke from Goose Bay tried his best,
But still we won the day."
Ring-ding-diddle, etc.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@itsokYes. And it's hard to be funny and itching someone's anal hole at the same time so see this as a compliment 😂
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@MyNameIsHurl of course we do. 🖤🤗
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@JustGoneNow I like you too ❤️
@MyNameIsHurl I do.
SW-User
I'm just a hemorrhoid (hemorrhoid) and everywhere I go (hemorrhoid)
People know the part I'm playing (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)
Pain in every ass (hemorrhoid), stealing every chance (hemorrhoid)
Oh, what they're saying? (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid) 🎶
People know the part I'm playing (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)
Pain in every ass (hemorrhoid), stealing every chance (hemorrhoid)
Oh, what they're saying? (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid) 🎶
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda lol
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
ExperienceDLT · M
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT nope i never was
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 dillusions again Mikey
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT nope
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
SW-User
@Notsimilarreally Not me bruh, I appreciate your uncomplicated life and how you're so reserved 🤔🤭
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F
Mike3 · M
Wouldn't say i am
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 incorrect Mikey
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT i mean you are nobody 🤷 so not rlly
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 if i was nobody your goofy ass wouldn't be replying to every comment i make now would ya
Some people on here don't even know what the facial expression behind an emoji means so I'm sure there are plenty 😂
SW-User
It's called LaLaLand, yes, i've reached the point of no return.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
If I'm a hemorrhoid I'm the less aggressive kind that gives you a reason to extra self care and a great excuse to cancel plans.
😌🫂
😌🫂
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Very much so yes
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Meh probably, but hey🤷♂️
SW-User
Not at all
DDonde · 31-35, M
No
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F