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Are you one of those SW members
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
If so they know where the block button is. ;)
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Degbeme
Reminds me of the song about a drunken Scotsman.
[media=https://youtu.be/FncaL7CKspI]
To which I add a sequel:
[i]Then all at once, his tadger spoke,
Much to the Scots surprise:
"Have you forgot so soon, me lad,
The day we won first prize?
'Twas at the masturbate-a-thon
In Glasgow town last May;
That bloke from Goose Bay tried his best,
But still we won the day."
Ring-ding-diddle, etc. [/i]
Reminds me of the song about a drunken Scotsman.
[media=https://youtu.be/FncaL7CKspI]
To which I add a sequel:
[i]Then all at once, his tadger spoke,
Much to the Scots surprise:
"Have you forgot so soon, me lad,
The day we won first prize?
'Twas at the masturbate-a-thon
In Glasgow town last May;
That bloke from Goose Bay tried his best,
But still we won the day."
Ring-ding-diddle, etc. [/i]
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Thinkerbell Then of course you lower the tone. 🤦♂️
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
itsok · 31-35, F
I’m at least a [i]funny[/i] hemorrhoid, right?? 🥹
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@itsokYes. And it's hard to be funny and itching someone's anal hole at the same time so see this as a compliment 😂
pentacorn · F
[i]I'm just a hemorrhoid (hemorrhoid) and everywhere I go (hemorrhoid)
People know the part I'm playing (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)
Pain in every ass (hemorrhoid), stealing every chance (hemorrhoid)
Oh, what they're saying? (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)[/i] 🎶
People know the part I'm playing (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)
Pain in every ass (hemorrhoid), stealing every chance (hemorrhoid)
Oh, what they're saying? (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)[/i] 🎶
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
People do like me 😒
@MyNameIsHurl of course we do. 🖤🤗
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@DarkHeaven I like you too ❤️
PersonofInterest · M
@MyNameIsHurl I do.
I honestly am always afraid it’s the second. I try to pretend like I don’t worry that, but I have a lot of paranoia about it.
AlienFox · F
Yup I probably am
thepropulsivepanda · 31-35, M
@thepropulsivepanda lol
ExperienceDLT · M
You mfers love me
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT nope i never was
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 dillusions again Mikey
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT nope
I just assume they don't like me and that way i don't have to share the preparation H
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Hahah I’m aware I’m not everyone’s cup o tea
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Nah. Just the hemorrhoid part.
calicuz · 51-55, M
What do you mean.............................. Everyone loves me. 😎
yeah :(
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
SophieSmiles · 18-21, F
Nah, I know people don’t like me and I couldn’t give less of a shit
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SophieSmiles pfffft... you don`t need those people in your life. 🤗
Luckily I’m not that deluded. Some people tolerate me because they’re kind.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Nope,I more often think everyone dislikes me lol.


SW-User
@Notsimilarreally Not me bruh, I appreciate your uncomplicated life and how you're so reserved 🤔🤭
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@SW-User hahahaha. Ugh, uncomplicated sounds nice 😩
Thank you.
Thank you.
PersonofInterest · M
I try to fly under the radar but sometimes I get too involved with the crazies.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
That explains all the Preparation H 😬😬
Mike3 · M
Wouldn't say i am
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 incorrect Mikey
Mike3 · M
@ExperienceDLT i mean you are nobody 🤷 so not rlly
ExperienceDLT · M
@Mike3 if i was nobody your goofy ass wouldn't be replying to every comment i make now would ya
TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F
Me 😅😅
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
If I'm a hemorrhoid I'm the less aggressive kind that gives you a reason to extra self care and a great excuse to cancel plans.
😌🫂
😌🫂
Some people on here don't even know what the facial expression behind an emoji means so I'm sure there are plenty 😂
JunkyOfAllTrades · M
It's called LaLaLand, yes, i've reached the point of no return.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Very much so yes
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Meh probably, but hey🤷♂️
Not at all
Everyone loves me then they hate me when they realise I dont know they exist.
InOtterWords · F
Nah i know only 2 people like me 🤣
DDonde · 31-35, M
No
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Nah, I know when I am not wanted.