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Are you one of those SW members

Who think that people like you and don't realise that they merely tolerate you like they would with hemorrhoids? 馃
Degbeme70-79, M
If so they know where the block button is. ;)
Thinkerbell41-45, F

Reminds me of the song about a drunken Scotsman.


To which I add a sequel:

[i]Then all at once, his tadger spoke,
Much to the Scots surprise:
"Have you forgot so soon, me lad,
The day we won first prize?
'Twas at the masturbate-a-thon
In Glasgow town last May;
That bloke from Goose Bay tried his best,
But still we won the day."

Ring-ding-diddle, etc. [/i]
Degbeme70-79, M
@Thinkerbell Then of course you lower the tone. 馃う鈥嶁檪锔
Thinkerbell41-45, F

I suit the tone to the present company, Deggsie. 馃き
itsok31-35, F
I鈥檓 at least a [i]funny[/i] hemorrhoid, right?? 馃ス
calicuz51-55, M

the funniest. 馃
Queendragonfly31-35, F
@itsokYes. And it's hard to be funny and itching someone's anal hole at the same time so see this as a compliment 馃槀
[i]I'm just a hemorrhoid (hemorrhoid) and everywhere I go (hemorrhoid)
People know the part I'm playing (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)
Pain in every ass (hemorrhoid), stealing every chance (hemorrhoid)
Oh, what they're saying? (hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoid)[/i] 馃幎
Degbeme70-79, M
@pentacorn Ear worm alert. 馃槻
MyNameIsHurl41-45, F
People do like me 馃槖
@MyNameIsHurl of course we do. 馃枻馃
MyNameIsHurl41-45, F
@DarkHeaven I like you too 鉂わ笍
I honestly am always afraid it鈥檚 the second. I try to pretend like I don鈥檛 worry that, but I have a lot of paranoia about it.
Yup I probably am
You mfers love me
@ExperienceDLT nope i never was
@Mike3 dillusions again Mikey
I just assume they don't like me and that way i don't have to share the preparation H
WaryWitchWandering36-40, F
Hahah I鈥檓 aware I鈥檓 not everyone鈥檚 cup o tea
mindstruggle31-35, F
Nah. Just the hemorrhoid part.
calicuz51-55, M
What do you mean.............................. Everyone loves me. 馃槑
SophieSmiles18-21, F
Nah, I know people don鈥檛 like me and I couldn鈥檛 give less of a shit
Degbeme70-79, M
@SophieSmiles pfffft... you don`t need those people in your life. 馃
Luckily I鈥檓 not that deluded. Some people tolerate me because they鈥檙e kind.
Notsimilarreally31-35, F
Nope,I more often think everyone dislikes me lol.
@Notsimilarreally Not me bruh, I appreciate your uncomplicated life and how you're so reserved 馃馃き
Notsimilarreally31-35, F
@SW-User hahahaha. Ugh, uncomplicated sounds nice 馃槱

Thank you.
I try to fly under the radar but sometimes I get too involved with the crazies.
TrunkZ56-60, M
That explains all the Preparation H 馃槵馃槵
Wouldn't say i am
@Mike3 incorrect Mikey
@ExperienceDLT i mean you are nobody 馃し so not rlly
@Mike3 if i was nobody your goofy ass wouldn't be replying to every comment i make now would ya
Me 馃槄馃槄
Queendragonfly31-35, F
If I'm a hemorrhoid I'm the less aggressive kind that gives you a reason to extra self care and a great excuse to cancel plans.

Some people on here don't even know what the facial expression behind an emoji means so I'm sure there are plenty 馃槀
It's called LaLaLand, yes, i've reached the point of no return.
Very much so yes
Virgo7961-69, M
Meh probably, but hey馃し鈥嶁檪锔
Everyone loves me then they hate me when they realise I dont know they exist.
Nah i know only 2 people like me 馃ぃ
DDonde31-35, M
iamonfire69641-45, F
Nah, I know when I am not wanted.

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