Are you one of those SW members

@Degbeme I was indirectly referring to myself 🤭

@SW-User

@Degbeme can you show me I’ve got this old dude following me giving me shit 😐

@SW-User

He does that to a lot of people on SW.

Especially if they are female. 🤭

@Degbeme amen!

@Degbeme Lol! So true!!

@SW-User Why you looking at me when you say that? 🤨

@Thinkerbell

@Miklee02 🤗☕

@Eddiesolds ✌️

@Degbeme

Old Deggie, the stalker, said, "GO~!",
Although he had nothing to show
'Cept crude, fresh remarks
On which he embarks,
So Thinkerbell firmly said "NO."

@Thinkerbell Can you pick up radio signals with those earrings? 🤔

@Degbeme

Yes, they resonate at 3 GHz, so I don't need a cellphone. 😋

@Thinkerbell Oh really? What do you talk into? 🤔

@Degbeme

Faeries can sing and talk at 3 GHz, so the earrings act as microphones too.

@Thinkerbell No singing thanks. I like my hearing. 😬

@Degbeme

No worries... 3Ghz is well beyond the range of human hearing.

Or if your hearing aid picks up those frequencies,
you can always turn it off. 🤭

@Thinkerbell Don`t need those, hence me wanting to keep my hearing. 🫤

@Degbeme

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@Thinkerbell I feel like I should be wearing a cod piece and wearing green tights while playing lute. 😳

@Degbeme

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@Thinkerbell Well that was disappointing. Not once did he grab her ass. 🙄

@Degbeme

He was about to, but the music stopped and she wisely ran off.

@Thinkerbell Not sure how much he`d get to grab with all that material covering it. 🤔

@Degbeme

Naturally... that's why she wore that dress. 😋

@Thinkerbell I didn`t see one fairy in it at all. 🫤