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I don't like men in my home. Everything feels contaminated after they leave.

Even their voices bouncing off the walls irritates me. And they're just big and clunky, stomping around. Leaning on things that have never been leaned on. Wth
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Straylight · F Best Comment
I fixed it. 😌

Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@EldritchFox he's a guy I work with. Very nice man. Has farm animals. Good mechanic.
GoFish ·
eh i like graceful men
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
maybe you need me. I make a great mantelpiece item.
I’m getting used to having my brother here. He clunks around a bit, too. 😄
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I’ll leave my marks all over
after weve splashed the decks with testosterone...
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
Sorry I needed a place to rest my balls. My bad.
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess 0 to 60 faster than you can say huh? 😂
Selah ·
@DancingStarGoddess it's always the ones with ED that act so horny online
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@Selah how did you know I had elephant dick? 🤨🤔
Selah ·
@InterdimensionalSideEye poor me. they're in paradise
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
Is it one particular or the species as a whole?
Selah ·
@11knaves11 all of them
11knaves11 · 46-50, M
@Selah gotcha

 
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