When men offer me food I think they nutted in it

That's a rational thought. The only time I've been given food specifically for me and not for the whole family, the eyes were still in tact with the fish and I had to cover them while I ate it because I get performance anxiety

I laughed so hard reading this title that it hurt a little. Thank you😭 also same

I’ve been eating lots of pineapple 🤔

Would you like some air popped popcorn?

With my special sauce on top?...

Get your mind out of the gutter!
My special sauce is a buttery, buffalo, garlic sauce

sooo...you invariably end up eating it, is that the case?

Accept only gift cards, with a disinfectant wipe.