When men offer me food I think they nutted in it

My neighbor gave me some food he made. Not a single vegetable lol... but it was good (no sperms).

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That's a rational thought. The only time I've been given food specifically for me and not for the whole family, the eyes were still in tact with the fish and I had to cover them while I ate it because I get performance anxiety

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@HijabaDabbaDoo Fish heads contain the sweetest flesh even if the eyeballs are a lil chewy.