Tofu and dildos are the same thing. Both are meat substitutes.

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lissah · 36-40, F

Yeah but dildos are better

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@lissah Mmhmm read it in a book once? 🤔

lissah · 36-40, F

@GnomeyGee yeah dont i look like i read a lot 🤓

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@lissah Yes you look like you are overflowing with knowledge 🤓

pride49 · 31-35, M

I could give you a meat substitute 😏

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@pride49 Nothing substitutes for real meat. 🤣

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SleepingWithGhosts · 46-50, M

Facts,oh wise one!

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

here is your dildo stir fry with extra hairs

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