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A 10/10 girl sat next to me on the plane, so I the ultimate king of flirting, asked her where she was flying to 🤦‍♂

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StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
I hear she wanted to wanted to jump out the door and join the mile low club
lol...perfect timing....need a piece of tail? here kitty, kitty, kitty 🤣
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@beermeplease I just imagine you took one, looked and it and said, "OH F*CK!" then went back to clean up the scene before shooting another.

Close tabs, make sure your AI robot girlfriend was out of the scene, etc, 😄

I also often have to remove incriminating stuff before I do pics.
@HoeBag hmmmm...what kind of incriminating stuff? 😈
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@beermeplease Just pictures I was enjoying in the photo gallery.

Or maybe, "Well shoot, my french speaking friends probably don't need to see my quart sized bottle of KY."
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
you smooth talker you!
GunFinger · F
Hamana-hamana-hamana
Keeper · M
Blanket please 🙋🏻‍♀
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Smoove, brudda. Smooove.
Smooth move, Cosmo
HoeBag · 51-55, F
It can be hard to know what to say when trying to make conversation. Especially if we are interested in someone.

But anyways, it reminds me of this scene.

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@HoeBag I love that movie!! 🤣🤣🤣
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@GnomeyGee Some of the "off" comments were hilarious.

Like when she says she doesn't want to bore him with her life story and he nods his head and says, "Thanks". Brutal honesty.

Or "Why would she want to meet at a bar at 7 in the morning?" And he goes, "I just assumed she was a raging alcoholic!"
I thought, "And you were okay with that?!" 😮

 
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