Tip of the day:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say "Thank you lord for this meal im about to have" and charge at them with the fork.

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hunkalove · 70-79, M

I'll bet that would work. Thanks, Gnomey!

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@hunkalove

Fairygirl19 · 31-35, F

Crying 🤣 this is great advice I’m putting a fork in my purse as we speak

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

Thanks for the advice

HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M

That is a mighty fine tip! Which fork should I use? The big one or the little one?

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@HowtoDestroyAngels Definitely the big one

HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M

@GnomeyGee word.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

What if all you have is a spork?

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