Did you know that a kangaroo can jump higher than a house?

That's because houses can't jump.

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Did you know that the blue whale is so big that if you laid it across a soccer field, the game would be cancelled?

Also: if you stacked all the elephants in the world on top of one and other, the bottom ones would be very angry.

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

@TheRealBarbossa actually the star player would roll around and fake injury and demand a free kick