People think it’s easy being filthy rich

No matter how rich you are, you can still afford soap!

It's so difficult. Like the tires will get dirty.

always let the Chauffer decide. he carries my clubs to the first tee also

Finally! Someone who understands!

Yet you won't give me $10

This makes me feel better about being poor, thanks buddy!! When it gets too tough choose a charity and give em all your money, like the Frugal Noodle Charity, I take 5's, 10's, 20s, and 50s. And I'd like those in nice leather suitcases with complimentary mints. Thanks!!

Mercedes, doesn't require a monthly subscription for heated seats

The obvious answer is to take the Mercedes there and have the BMW helicoptered in for you to drive back.

Which one can your short legs reach the pedals better?

Who would take the BMW to the country club?

if i was rich i'd walk to the beach instead lol

@CaptainBard 🤔never think i will ever have such a big decision lol 😆

Yep, money laundering is a federal offense!

I'm taking the Bentley today, dear...

Benz every time😂

You’re not tall enough to be rich.

heres my beautiful Mercedes. please try not to eat yourself alive with jealousy.

For me? Not at all. Unless there's a demolition derby being held at the country club, I ain't owning either. In which case I'm buying both and hiring a second driver.