People think it’s easy being filthy rich

This makes me feel better about being poor, thanks buddy!! When it gets too tough choose a charity and give em all your money, like the Frugal Noodle Charity, I take 5's, 10's, 20s, and 50s. And I'd like those in nice leather suitcases with complimentary mints. Thanks!!

Finally! Someone who understands!

always let the Chauffer decide. he carries my clubs to the first tee also

It's so difficult. Like the tires will get dirty.

I'm taking the Bentley today, dear...

@ShepherdBard 🤔never think i will ever have such a big decision lol 😆

if i was rich i'd walk to the beach instead lol

Benz every time😂

No matter how rich you are, you can still afford soap!

Yet you won't give me $10

Mercedes, doesn't require a monthly subscription for heated seats

The obvious answer is to take the Mercedes there and have the BMW helicoptered in for you to drive back.

heres my beautiful Mercedes. please try not to eat yourself alive with jealousy.

Who would take the BMW to the country club?

Seems like the more money you have, the more you need. 🤷🏻‍♂

Which one can your short legs reach the pedals better?

For me? Not at all. Unless there's a demolition derby being held at the country club, I ain't owning either. In which case I'm buying both and hiring a second driver.

Yep, money laundering is a federal offense!

You’re not tall enough to be rich.