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Are you just gonna stand there gawking at me, or are you gonna hand me that baguette??

It’s an emergency!!
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Ferric67 · M
hand you the baguette along with a million dollar smile
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Ferric67 finally! Thank you! Now grab those googles we’re gonna have to swim through this molasses
Degbeme · 70-79, M
*erp* ......... I would but........ *erp*
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
I’m gonna gawk at this baguette
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@JRVanguard we don’t have time for that!! Can’t you see the molasses headed right for us??
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Starchild1983 That sounds delicious
pdockal · 56-60, M
@Starchild1983 maybe I’m slow we don’t have that in Lebanon 😞
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@MiddleEasternLebanese it’s bread
@Starchild1983 ohh and I thought it’s something sexual 🫣 I’m sorry but yeah I can get you one 🥰
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Well no, the baguette is mine
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@MasterLee but I need it! It’s vitally important to my escape plan!
Do you want some cheese with your wine?
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@HootyTheNightOwl don’t you see the avalanche of raisins?? This is no joking matter!
Tattooedtaboo · 46-50, M
But... but glutens...... 🥹
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Tattooedtaboo if only we had time to buy baguettes….
Tattooedtaboo · 46-50, M
@Starchild1983 i do, however, have a loaf of sour dough..... 2/3s a loaf....sour dough...
Loaf is a weird ass word.. loaf
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Tattooedtaboo lmfao 🥖🥖
icedsky · 51-55, M
Best I can do is an Everything bagel. Ran out of Baguettes this morning
daaaan2000 · 41-45, M
I'll dip it in water first
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@daaaan2000 you would… you would…. 😒 and just how do you expect that to help anything??
daaaan2000 · 41-45, M
@Starchild1983 it will greatly improve my mood, having carried out such a good deed
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@daaaan2000 by trapping us here together with the penguins?? So typical of you 🙄
fun4us2b · M
🥖 🚨 here's the emergency baguette
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@fun4us2b thank you! Now grab those flippers we’re gonna have to wade through this cherry cola
Gawking for the win
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@DaveyWavey01 get it together man, this is a matter of life and death!!
@Starchild1983 ok ok. Just stop distracting me with all your butt jiggling lol
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@DaveyWavey01 you know I have no control over that!
twistedrope · 26-30, M
Baguette - bag-you-et-teh
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
.....and if I don't???
Sorry, I was too busy gawking to hear what you said
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@sstronaut isn’t there always??
@Starchild1983 not that I've seen...

Sounds like time for jello shots
@sstronaut You don't know where that jello has been...
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
That depends. Are you naked? On your knees? Eyes open or shut? Mouth open or shut? Smiling? Frowning? Showered? Shaved? So many unanswered questions.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
Gibbon · 70-79, M

 
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