I wish I wasn’t too tired to cause trouble tonight 😕You’re all safe for now, but be warned I won’t be tired all the time!! 😈
Ugh.. I lost the remote to my ajustable bed 🙄Now what?? I have to lay flat like some peasant?? This is an outrage! 😤
Looking for 3 volunteers. Stamina is a MUST! 😉One to feed me grapes, one to fan me with a giant leaf, and one to rub my feet 😌 No weirdos 😑
"Hey, has anyone seen a pink hippopotamus dressed as an otter carrying a framed portrait of Steve Buscemi?? 🖼Well if you do, tell him the plan was a success and he needs to return my left shoe by the end of the week! Oh and to change his disguise, the feds are watching. 👀
It’s Friday night.. you know what that means!!It’s time to pull out the unicorn costume 🦄 with the pink tutu and run through the streets ringing my bell warning people about the little green men in pink dresses 😌
