Today I accomplished absolutely nothing of importance, but in dramatic fashion!I: * tried to negotiate with my own lack of motivation (it won in a landslide) * considered becoming a highly organized person for about 12 seconds, thought better of it * aggressively rearranged my entire life plan in my head like it was a Netflix... See More »
I’m starting a campaign to get more people to join my spectacular group full of shenanigans 😁Come on man, all the cool kids are doing it! You just gotta click that “JOIN” button… you know you want to! We have cookies and glitter bombs!! Come to the dark side….
Has anyone seen a platypus wearing a disguise carrying a tiny suitcase handcuffed to his wrist?? 👀Please, there’s no time for questions!!
We meet on Fridays 😕Starting a support group for people who opened the fridge 6 times looking for “something good” like the fridge restocks itself when nobody’s looking.
