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I have been advised that I need to write a formal public apology… 😕

"I would like to formally apologize for the events of Saturday. I understand that the helicopter was disruptive. However, I want to clarify that I did not call the helicopter. I simply priced a blender at $3 and things escalated in a way that I am not legally permitted to discuss. Oh and the goat and his pet fish are safe and doing well. The fish did not need medical attention. The goat has retained legal counsel."

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ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Public apology? Nice, but don't you REALLY think we all deserve individual apologies?

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@ChipmunkErnie And gift certificates.. Dont forget to ask about the gift certificates...😷

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

@whowasthatmaskedman So...what about those gift certificates? And the rebates? Don't forget the rebates.

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@ChipmunkErnie @whowasthatmaskedman I will be considering this matter closed and there will not be any additional steps taken at this time

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

Will you ever stay out of trouble?😂

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Virgo79 never 😈

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

@Starchild1983 tha'ta girl🤗

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later

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Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@JohnnyNoir as you should be 😌 side note, how much milk do you have on hand?

JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

@Starchild1983 probably not enough

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@JohnnyNoir dang it… I was hoping it was a few hundred gallons

Pretzel · 70-79, M

AGAIN????

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Pretzel it wasn’t my fault this time

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Starchild1983 that's not what the frogs are saying

Sapio · 51-55, M

Wait, what did I miss on Saturday?

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Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Sapio 👀

HootyTheNightOwl

@Sapio It was like a zoo in here... oh, wait... that's just your average Tuesday...

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@HootyTheNightOwl well this was Saturday so…

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

I would like to comment. But my settlement for an undisclosed amount includes an NDA..😷

BrandNewMan · 61-69, M

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@BrandNewMan I’m not at liberty to say…

BrandNewMan · 61-69, M

@Starchild1983 On advice of counsel, no doubt 😁

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@BrandNewMan 👀

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Degbeme you don’t want all this trouble 🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Gibbon · 70-79, M

Such a pesky neighbor. I noticed you didn't even address the issue of the skunks.

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Gibbon listen, the skunks put in that request weeks ago. My hands were tied

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@Starchild1983 Yeah they got you all musky too. That's what happens when you deal with clients who don't appreciate you.

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