I bet if cows had dating apps, their bios would just say ‘grass enthusiast’ and ‘moo-dy but cute.

That's a cute joke. ❤

You don’t have to be lonely! At bovines only dot com. 🎵

Love long walks on the pasture!

my cow just got back from a date ,the Bull at the dairy ,.

"enjoys sunset strolls along the fence line, candlelit troughs for two and a goodbye teet-pulling before leaving for pasture in the morning"

@Bexsy but not out for pleasure as they are a good cattlist

With big udders i would add in that part too lol 😆

Have you been on dating apps? Cows have dating apps

Im surprised someone hasn’t made a cow dating app yet.

body type, voluptuous (just like 90% of the morbidly obese women on dating apps...) 🤔

“Lactose Tolerant”

@Mooed78

Bulls would say, “show me your teats.”