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Flighty creatures chickens are,
But cross the road on foot, by gar,
And if they fail to see a car,
They'll BE road kill, upon the tar.
But cross the road on foot, by gar,
And if they fail to see a car,
They'll BE road kill, upon the tar.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@Thinkerbell I just hope it wasn't prophecy in this case!!!
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
BlueVeins · 22-25
a little T-Rex 🥰
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
That chicken knows...one more step...and the ritual will be complete...
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
another bird limerick.
A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?
A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@hippyjoe1955
Impressive, no ifs ands or buts,
Is the seabird whose beak rarely shuts.
But the food in his beak
Will ROT in a week,
And cause him to puke out his guts.
Impressive, no ifs ands or buts,
Is the seabird whose beak rarely shuts.
But the food in his beak
Will ROT in a week,
And cause him to puke out his guts.
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@persephonee] 😆if it is the joke i think you are talking about it has been asked and answered
Pretzel · 61-69, M
She will NEVER live that one down
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@Pretzel Didn't even cross, just looked at the curb for a minute then turned round and went up on the other side of the road!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Persephonee I have SO much respect for that
TAReturns · M
I don’t know why anyone would cross that road 😜
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
That chicken obviously has the skills for completing a joke ...
ALWAYS build a bit of tension before the big finish 😁... Brawk 🐔
ALWAYS build a bit of tension before the big finish 😁... Brawk 🐔
WillaKissing · 56-60
Enough said! LOL
“Peckers!”
plungesponge · 41-45, M
That's not indecision. That is the moment a brave chicken took a stand against insensitive chicken standup comedy
MrAboo · 36-40, M
Yes, leghorn chickens are very flighty. One used to let me pick her up as a chick.
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
Is it trying to figure out how to get up the curb?
Persephonee · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught Spoiler - she turned around and went up the other side where she came from. Just couldn't take the commitment
Justafantasy · M
Why did the pervert cross the road...
SatyrService · M
but at least he got across the road
Tracos · 51-55, M
Why..........?
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
cute creatures, so innocent
Lilnonames · F
@MartinTheFirst theres egg on your face
Lilnonames · F
Lilnonames · F
Dinner
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Lilnonames not yet... friend now, dinner later.