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hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

another bird limerick.

A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@hippyjoe1955

Impressive, no ifs ands or buts,
Is the seabird whose beak rarely shuts.
But the food in his beak
Will ROT in a week,
And cause him to puke out his guts.