Saragloucs · 46-50, F
A small compromise for the luxury of keeping your socks and sandals on, not having to don stout walking shoes and listening to music out loud on your wind up gramophone . You stay dry, the dog stays dry and if you really must have some fresh air you might open the window a fraction
Saragloucs · 46-50, F
I look forward to chatting
I refuse to enter lavatorial debate arising from your trip to Santorini
Goodnight, sleep well
I refuse to enter lavatorial debate arising from your trip to Santorini
Goodnight, sleep well
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Turds.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Seriously? Then how does one get rid of them?

SW-User
That is what I cannot understand. You can flush excrement down the toilet but when you wipe, you must put the dirty paper in a pedal bin and empty it before it gets too full. Strange...
Saragloucs · 46-50, F
The answer is to tie your shoes with your earbuds. Downside: music sounds dreadful through laces and you'll never get your shoes off again

SW-User
Ah, but I would miss the peace an serenity of walking in the countryside (and I do sing when there's no-one anywhere near!)

SW-User
That's it...but I'd have to sing then...
Saragloucs · 46-50, F
Or buy a treadmill for the dog?
Saragloucs · 46-50, F
I find these portable music devices annoying. Dog thinks vinyl albums are frisbees, just last week the best of Des o'connor was shattered by a great dane's insistence that I throw the damn thing that he might fetch. - he doesn't take refusals well

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Bing Crosby did one with Bowie, and Amy Winehouse did one with Tony Bennett, so Aled and Kanye would have been fine walking in the air...
Saragloucs · 46-50, F
Sadly I must now bid goodnight. I must be up at the crack of dawn and off to my office where my trusted quill and abacus will be waiting
Love your taste in music, we shall speak again I hope
Love your taste in music, we shall speak again I hope

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Enjoyed the duel. Thanks!