I Am Easily Amused

I tie my shoelaces and walk the dog. Ten minutes later, the laces are coming undone and I have to re-tie them. I put my MP3 player and earbuds carefully in my pocket. Ten minutes later when I come to use the damn thing, the earbud lead has formed itself into a knot that would restrain a large and angry bull elephant. Yet another of life's great mysteries...

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Saragloucs · 46-50, F

I find these portable music devices annoying. Dog thinks vinyl albums are frisbees, just last week the best of Des o'connor was shattered by a great dane's insistence that I throw the damn thing that he might fetch. - he doesn't take refusals well

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SW-User

Bing Crosby did one with Bowie, and Amy Winehouse did one with Tony Bennett, so Aled and Kanye would have been fine walking in the air...

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

Sadly I must now bid goodnight. I must be up at the crack of dawn and off to my office where my trusted quill and abacus will be waiting
Love your taste in music, we shall speak again I hope

SW-User

Enjoyed the duel. Thanks!

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

A small compromise for the luxury of keeping your socks and sandals on, not having to don stout walking shoes and listening to music out loud on your wind up gramophone . You stay dry, the dog stays dry and if you really must have some fresh air you might open the window a fraction

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

The answer is to tie your shoes with your earbuds. Downside: music sounds dreadful through laces and you'll never get your shoes off again

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

I look forward to chatting
I refuse to enter lavatorial debate arising from your trip to Santorini
Goodnight, sleep well

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SW-User

Turds.

samueltyler2 · 80-89, M

Seriously? Then how does one get rid of them?

SW-User

That is what I cannot understand. You can flush excrement down the toilet but when you wipe, you must put the dirty paper in a pedal bin and empty it before it gets too full. Strange...

SW-User

Ah, but I would miss the peace an serenity of walking in the countryside (and I do sing when there's no-one anywhere near!)

SW-User

That's it...but I'd have to sing then...

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

Or buy a treadmill for the dog?

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