I Am Easily Amused

I tie my shoelaces and walk the dog. Ten minutes later, the laces are coming undone and I have to re-tie them. I put my MP3 player and earbuds carefully in my pocket. Ten minutes later when I come to use the damn thing, the earbud lead has formed itself into a knot that would restrain a large and angry bull elephant. Yet another of life's great mysteries...

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Saragloucs · 46-50, F

I find these portable music devices annoying. Dog thinks vinyl albums are frisbees, just last week the best of Des o'connor was shattered by a great dane's insistence that I throw the damn thing that he might fetch. - he doesn't take refusals well

SW-User

I bet you have Engelbert and Vic Reeves as well...

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

I did. Douglas the Great Dane now has them

SW-User

At least with portable devices, you don't have to get up off you backside to change the music every 20 minutes (vinyl) or 45 minutes (CD).

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

He is not getting his paws on ' the Okinawa girls choir sing Tupac'
I love that album

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

These portable devices will never catch on !!

SW-User

Cilla the Mighty Schnauzer prefers Hogmany at the White Heather Club but she doesn't like the song about Donald's 'troosers'.

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

She probably has rhythm, Douglas sadly doesn't and is tone deaf to boot
Explains his taste somewhat but I'm still working on my excuse for having Moira Anderson sings Toots and the Maytels

SW-User

I'm getting this now. Bobby Crush plays Bloc Party?

SW-User

The Cinderford Singers do Prince Buster?

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

Duets: Aled Jones & Kanye West - fantastic

SW-User

Bing Crosby did one with Bowie, and Amy Winehouse did one with Tony Bennett, so Aled and Kanye would have been fine walking in the air...

Saragloucs · 46-50, F

Sadly I must now bid goodnight. I must be up at the crack of dawn and off to my office where my trusted quill and abacus will be waiting
Love your taste in music, we shall speak again I hope

SW-User

Enjoyed the duel. Thanks!