I dreamt i was a vampire last night, sitting having a conversation with three other vampires.

I was shocked they used water when brushing their teeth, & they were shocked that they'd never thought to use blood; which i insisted was a total game changer.

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Riverman2 · 56-60, M

Meanwhile, I dreamt that I escaped 4 vampires when they got into an argument about dental hygiene. 🏃‍♂️

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Riverman2 ours was more an exchange of ideas. But that is a big coincidence!

Riverman2 · 56-60, M

@SevenTierCrazyCake just kidding of course lol

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Riverman2 you don't say lol!

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I mean would it really be better? I mean wouldn’t they just end up accidentally mixing it with the blood they drink?

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@Captainjackass do you accidentally mix the water used when brushing your teeth with the water you drink?

pride49 · 31-35, M

Now I'm daydreaming a foursome with hot guy vampires. Now I'm horny again, dammit

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@pride49 i suspect that you're at the stage where i couldve been talking about gardenias & your mind wouldve jumped through hoops to make it sexual. You need to sort it; phone a friend or something!