GoFish ·
cause we got weened off our mom .. cows have more milk
TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T
Because fathers milk tastes funny
lissah · 36-40, F
Cause your mama doesnt wanna drag around a 13 year old on her tit
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jackrabbit10 · M
cheaper. less fatting. buy it by the gallon.
BohoBabe · M
Because females only produce milk after they've been preggers. Cows are artificially inseminated in order to get preggers and produce milk.
beermeplease · M
we are the only mammal on the planet that drinks milk after infancy ...well, maybe not 

NativePortlander1970 · 51-55
@beermeplease 😻😻😻😻😻
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
@beermeplease ever seen grown farm animals drinking from cows or goats? Doggies latched onto the cat? A bull dog feeding the kitty? I have.
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
Efficiency. After you're five, you're bigger and so is the cow!
I have a quart of cold cow cream! It's almost time to start using it up!
I have a quart of cold cow cream! It's almost time to start using it up!
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Because so many silly women get angry if you ask to suck on their nipples when they're lactating?
Panamared · 70-79, M
Mass production
SpectralMourning · 41-45, M
itsok · 31-35, F
@SpectralMourning “we”?? He needs to speak for himself
SpectralMourning · 41-45, M
@itsok Don’t mess with Texas.
greensnacks · F
Because no one actually thought about it really. It's just accepted



















