Relatable?

Very relatable.

Reminds me of a friend who said that he had been looking at his dog and suddenly wondered what it would be like to feel no guilt whatsoever about sitting around doing absolutely nothing!

Urge is strong in this one

*rolls up newspaper*

Yes, and it's not strictly a "feminine" urge.

Does that make me a girl?

I guess I'm not very in touch with my feminine side. I'd rather be a cat.