In a cloud of smoke.

My usual escape is to jump in the car and pop out to Dunkin Donuts for coffee.

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I just scape with my beautiful dreams and thoughts, fantasies

You think if I knew I would be still here?

Finding out how much fun this fentanyl stuff can be. ;)

I am in for life, no chance of parole

You're telling me there is an escape from the Scouser virus?

Already done. It just took some legal expenses, a sickly large check and alimony for five years. My five year prison sentence ends in August. 🎉 🎈 🎊

I have this important appointment I've just remembered

If I told you, you might alert the authorities to my plan. My lips are sealed. 🤐

From california? I'm not sure, still working on that.
In case I haven't made this clear, a hate this place. Need a fucking pass or permit or some sort of permission to do anything anywhere. It was great as a teenager when we could just go back packing and fishing, but the past few years everything is under lockdown unless you pay or ask or whatever other hoops they want you to jump through.
I GOT FINED FOR TAKING MY DOG BACK PACKING!! MY FUCKING DOG!!😡 Like I could leave my Heeler at home while I roam the mountains.
The really stupid part is, if I had ANY other animal that could be considered livestock, even a chicken, JUST ONE, I could have side stepped the whole issue. The ass hole ranger wanted to flex. To this day I am so pissed off about that!

California sucks!!

Lights out and 😴

Cyanide

I escaped 9 years ago. 😃

Peek-a-boo flashes.

I plan to cover up nice and tight under the covers in my bed and play dead...😊

Still working on it.

like a fart in a hot breeze.