I forgot to put a cinder block on the toilet lid once I was done with it. Now the thing in the sewers has escaped into the house

Does the loo have one of those s-bend things? They are supposed to block sewer gases backflowing and they're meant to go out via a vent pipe connected to atmosphere. but maybe that's not how it's normally done in the US?

Wait for the moon to rise and then go hunting the sewer beast.

Hope that this doesn’t come out if it does I use liquid nitrogen

Issssss maahhhhh housssse nooooowwww

depends - does it have talons?

Its time to move sista

Gotta fumigate...

Depends. Is it family?

Move

I usually double flush.

Abandon house!

Post about it on SW