If you fell off a roof would you be protected by impressive airbags?

{@deadrabbits] airbags ? as in the sort fitted in a car you are talking about

Yep. I have no problem with cushioning.

I have plenty of padding. It's pretty unlikely I'd be able to get on the roof though.

Be better than hitting the dirt I guess. I haven’t seen those airbags around here.

Birds would catch me and fly me to safety

Only if I land on my ass

I’m not that fat 😂

I think there would just be a meaty thud and me moaning, “Oh fuck I’m gonna need a truss!”

Nah, I don't use implants.

So much so I would bounce

no , just my booty cheeks🥺

Apparently so.