dale74 · M			
		
		How do you do rootbeer stretching
			
			
			
			
			
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			rootbeardy · M			
		
		@dale74 it is the most effective stretching in the existence of mankind. Your bodily will slowly unfurl like a plant leans towards the sun, so to will the human body gravitate towards the rootbeer
			
			
			
			
			
		
			dale74 · M			
		
		@rootbeardy but once i get the can i gain 200 calories
			
			
			
			
			
		
			rootbeardy · M			
		
		@dale74 Those are lies from the devil, meant to confuse the masses with their false truths, to keep people away from their true calling in drinking the sweet nectars of rootbeer
			
			
			
			
			
		
			nonsensiclesnail · F			
		
		… are we talking about wintergreen and vanilla, or are we talking about sarsaparilla?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			YoMomma · 			
		
		Lol
			
			
			
			
			
		
			rootbeardy · M			
		
		@YoMomma I am glad you seem optimistic towards rootbeer stretching. I hope you become an enthusiast who begins helping me spread the word about all the beauty that rootbeer gives.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			YoMomma · 			
		
		@rootbeardy i was just thinking i could use that method for feeding my hub .. set his food just out of reach so he has to move a lil 😅
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		
			
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		@rootbeardy I love cherry coke
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		@rootbeardy And remember, Barq's, the 2nd best after Henry Weinhard's root beer, is made by coke :)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NativePortlander1970 · 51-55			
		
		@rootbeardy Sid you know in the original Night Court, during some cafeteria scenes, Dan Felding (John Larroquette) is seen drinking Barq's.
			
			
			
			
			
		







