dale74 · M
How do you do rootbeer stretching
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rootbeardy · M
@dale74 it is the most effective stretching in the existence of mankind. Your bodily will slowly unfurl like a plant leans towards the sun, so to will the human body gravitate towards the rootbeer
dale74 · M
@rootbeardy but once i get the can i gain 200 calories
rootbeardy · M
@dale74 Those are lies from the devil, meant to confuse the masses with their false truths, to keep people away from their true calling in drinking the sweet nectars of rootbeer
nonsensiclesnail · F
… are we talking about wintergreen and vanilla, or are we talking about sarsaparilla?
YoMomma ·
Lol
rootbeardy · M
@YoMomma I am glad you seem optimistic towards rootbeer stretching. I hope you become an enthusiast who begins helping me spread the word about all the beauty that rootbeer gives.
YoMomma ·
@rootbeardy i was just thinking i could use that method for feeding my hub .. set his food just out of reach so he has to move a lil 😅
@rootbeardy I love cherry coke
@rootbeardy And remember, Barq's, the 2nd best after Henry Weinhard's root beer, is made by coke :)
@rootbeardy Sid you know in the original Night Court, during some cafeteria scenes, Dan Felding (John Larroquette) is seen drinking Barq's.