Many people in my community have been struggling with daily stretching. So I have tried to convince them to perform rootbeer stretching.

Hopefully to provide the motivation to help with this issue.

You see, when one places a rootbeer just out of their reach it is much easier to stretch and reach for that rootbeer due to the body’s innate and natural instinct to try and be as close to the rootbeer as possible. Which allows you to get your stretching in more effortlessly without someone needing to force the stretch willfully on their own.

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dale74 · M

How do you do rootbeer stretching

rootbeardy · M

@dale74 Place a rootbeer outside of your reach. The bodies natural desires to reach the rootbeer will take over, slowly you will find yourself instinctively reaching for that rootbeer. Allowing you to stretch for it.

dale74 · M

@rootbeardy doesn't sound to effective to me

rootbeardy · M

@dale74 it is the most effective stretching in the existence of mankind. Your bodily will slowly unfurl like a plant leans towards the sun, so to will the human body gravitate towards the rootbeer

dale74 · M

@rootbeardy but once i get the can i gain 200 calories

rootbeardy · M

@dale74 Those are lies from the devil, meant to confuse the masses with their false truths, to keep people away from their true calling in drinking the sweet nectars of rootbeer