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I made a mistake, please just don't take my username seriously

Didn't think this many people don't understand what a joke is. 🫠

To be very clear here, I am not going to be interested in you just for your age. You have to actually be interesting for me to be interested in you. Can't just call yourself daddy and expect me to be smitten with you. And the older you are, the harder its gonna be. Unless you're 70+, loaded with money, and willing to let me be on you will. 😂
Convivial · 26-30, F
Good luck with that🤣
BlueVeins · 22-25
Do I count as a dilf
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@BlueVeins don't think so
BlueVeins · 22-25
@dilfhunter does it help if I'm a 70 year old catfish 🥺👉👈
Montanaman · M
I think you're spot on, not changing your username, just because some can't take a joke.
You know you. Don't change for anyone. 🤗👍😎
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
I know I'm different. Yet I don't go around calling young girls daughters.

No, I don't have one either. Nor any kids. Yet that is apart of what makes me different. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙃

Yes, I would like a daughter. No, I still don't ever expect one.

BTW I'm broke! 🤣

fully transparent and truthful to intents user names need to be part of the TOS!

... now I'm wondering who's going to think I'm serious.
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
I rarely take anything seriously on this site.
Filipinalez · 18-21, F
Well no danger of me being a daddy lol
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
Oh my, your poor inbox. Also @ImRileyTheDog - You may have some competition. 😏

But, welcome to the Asylum.
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@ViciDraco You know me so well
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
@ImRileyTheDog you've made little secret of it
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@Pretzel set me up 😁
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@dilfhunter wish I could have set you up for the prompt :)
Maths question for you:

If Joe is 74 and his girlfriend is 19, how much money does Joe have?
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@Aidankenny23 $(74+19)+ million
accidentprone · 22-25, M
@Aidankenny23 I know a Joe that is almost 80, and he has way more than a million dollars, and so does his son, and he likes young girls. You probably know him too.
@accidentprone (He's 81). Wow, and to think we shared an interest. Goodbye.
Pfuzylogic · M
@Silentpleasure
I can rain on your parade! 😗
Dshhh · M
it is good to be clear.
and guy often make SUCH assumtions. based on one idea.
most guys who want this are often HUGELY inexperienced and Live roll play
mindless · M
I, being of solid mind, hereby bequeath my worldly possessions
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@mindless how much we talking about here? 🫠
mindless · M
@dilfhunter I'm still working on my fortune 😎
accidentprone · 22-25, M
Khee-he-he, how about a 40+ looking 58yo?
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@accidentprone still no
accidentprone · 22-25, M
@dilfhunter thanks for the consideration
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
What is a dilfhunter?
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@badminton a hunter of dilfs
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
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[quote]please just don't take my username seriously[/quote]

What effect has this post had so far? You know, your username isn't set in stone, right? You can change it anytime you like
dilfhunter · 18-21, F
@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP its done its job.
sure I know but I don't want to let creeps force me to change a name that's just supposed to be for laughs.

 
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