Stop being the one who always makes efforts. Relax and let the ship sink.

I usually do

I'm a terrible swimmer though

I can't help it

Hard to sink a three sectional pontoon! 🤷🏻‍♂

Maybe if Godzilla stepped on it, for entertainment! 🙃

Can a wooden boat sink?

I'm like the Captain of the Titanic

*holds out hand* *snaps fingers* "Duct tape!"

💯

Yes