I’ve been in bed so much the past two days that I’m now sitting on the couch for a change of scenery

So I don’t turn into Charlie’s family from Willy Wonka

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Haha. I always think of that when I'm in bed for a long time.

NerdyPotato · M

It's important to have goals in life and I'm glad you've achieved one today. 😌

Pfuzylogic · M

Maybe some warm snacks?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Pfuzylogic I ate artichoke hearts and bread in the dark.

Pfuzylogic · M

@itsok I hear that the dark adds a flavor that must be experienced. 😌❤️

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

Lol maybe get some fizzy lifting drink and live a little

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Oh no! What is wrong with you ... us... 🤔

Spumoni · 46-50, M

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That old fraud..
Lays in bed and can’t work.
Show him a ticket to a chocolate factory.
Mofo turns into an Olympian

SW-User

A shower wouldn't hurt either 🙊

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User I need a sponge bath. These old rickety bones can’t make it into the shower

SW-User

@itsok Let me slip into my hazmat suit and I'll be right with you

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User don’t forget to bring some oil so you can peel this muumuu off me

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I hope you’re doing okay though💖

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