I’ve been in bed so much the past two days that I’m now sitting on the couch for a change of scenery

So I don’t turn into Charlie’s family from Willy Wonka

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That old fraud..
Lays in bed and can’t work.
Show him a ticket to a chocolate factory.
Mofo turns into an Olympian