How you present facts about yourself can vary widely depending on your mindset. Good, bad, ugly

Good In school I raised £4K for a local blind girl to have her home adapted. I was a serving member of the military by the age of 18, in a serious relationship by 23, married by 28, a father by 32 and a home owner by the age of 35.

The bad I’m banned from a cinema at RAF Coningsby, a soft play centre in Lincoln, a Italian restaurant in Nottingham and a mechanical rodeo bull bar in Sheffield. All for the same thing; drunk and disorderly.

The Ugly I once put salmon pieces in the heating system of a house belonging to a woman who was cruel to my kids, so her house stank of fish for 2 weeks. And in school I had to push the disabled kids’s wheelchair around the sports grounds because I forgot my football kit, after about an hour of him referring to me as “slave” I wheeled him to the furthest part of the sports field, locked the breaks on his wheelchair, and as I walked away noticed it was starting to rain…

Everyone is a little good, bad and ugly…