How in the f%$k do I fall asleep right now?

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This comment may seem inappropriate, but they say masturbation helps.

I hear ya!! That's me on a nightly basis. 😕 Melatonin helps.

Better start counting them sheeps.

i have one of those nights every night

Think of a good time where you have no worries and are in control of everything you need to go to a happy place where you feel comfy just to nod off. Don't think about anything negative. There's always sheep counting to lol. Zz zz

Do you have any booze or narcotics?

ASMR