Is it strange that when I'm lying on my bed, I can hear my bed squeak in sync with my heartbeat ??

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Dateless · 31-35, M

What if I didn’t fart in any open space with a lot of children, am I really a bad person?

SuperMachoNerdMan · 31-35, M

@Dateless Yes. You shouldn't hold in your farts, its bad for you....plus the kids would think it's funny