Comment and I'll give you advice

@ImRileyTheDog Get a new celebrity crush Jon Hamm is 2010's news.

@CountScrofula He’s also married now😭😭😭

@AntisocialTroll We haven't talked a ton but I've always thought you're one of the best people on this site. You have nothing to improve on. Keep it up!

@CountScrofula Why thank you kind sir, there is plenty I could do with improving though...

@CountScrofula definitely, well people close to me whom I asked say I'm just extremely traumatized and dealing with that everyday makes me a weirdo 😂

Thank you! Love it

@Notsimilarreally I really wish we had a better way of creating delightful weirdos than trauma!! Hope you're doing okay.

@CountScrofula gosh, right?? Ha! Funny but seriously and not funny at the same time. Thank you 😊

@wackidywack You need to take big insane risks. This is good. Be bold. Fuck shit up. You can stabilize in your 30s.

@CountScrofula I'm gonna make a mess and I'm gonna have someone else clean it this time :) jk haha. I'm making money moves. Slow and steady wins the race, also I'm very excited even though it's a ways away still. this is for [big]FREEDOM[/big]

@CountScrofula You enjoy complicated menes 😋

@Classified

@CountScrofula Very complicated. 😶

@SW-User I mean you can go on adventures with boys if they're cool enough but holy shit why aren't you on some hobby farm feeding goats right now.

@CountScrofula im not convinced cool men exist actually. i think i made them up.

@SW-User I wish I could introduce you to some local sparkling young men who could go on adventrues with you there's plenty of 'em. Just lots of dipshits mixed in so sorting the wheat from the chaff is annoying.

@thinkingoutloud Come back to Similar Worlds, taking a break from the site after posting a reseponse to a question makes it hard for me to advise you lmao.

@CountScrofula I am here, back for your advice!

@QueenOfTheNerds You should, my friend just got rid of his and so I don't know enough people with backyard goats. Just like.

Don't fuck around with the fencing. Or with breeding. You don't want to have to do goat math.

Sorry, @Nadie. I didn’t mean to reply under your comment. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

@QueenOfTheNerds It's okay this thread is chasos anyways lmao

@CountScrofula 😂spot on my dude

@Bexsy You've got a decent lil life going on but holy shit you need a BREAK.

@CountScrofula i like my life. but yes, it's past time for a break

@ginnyfromtheblock I think your quest for love has you fishing in the wrong pond. I just dunno what the RIGHT pond is.

@CountScrofula *using toxic waste as bait* WHY ARE NO FISH BITING

@Jeephikelove I think you're from a far-too-gorgeous part of Canada. You should go to Saskatchewan for a month. Then you can come back and REALLY appreciate what you have.

@CountScrofula you’re not wrong, however I do appreciate what I have here. 🤗

@Burnley123 You know how disillusioned you are with Labour? I think you should double down because when the Tories likely completely collapse their successors are probably going to be frustratingly lame as the country burns.

Also go see Stewart Lee live so I can live vicariously thorough you.

@Tobasco You should post more often because a Flaming Moe's reference is too good for you not to provide way more SW content.

@CountScrofula I will take that into consideration 🤔

@Notladylike You're a hoot we should talk more.

@CountScrofula We should!

@QueenOfTheNerds You know how you have plenty of animals? Yeah get more.

@Onhold Life sucks anyways, commit to some self-improvement and the objectively best steps to bring you joy and progress, and to those around you. It's hard but fuck it not like life is easy otherwise.

@GlitterEater Keep yourself alive until June. Take healthy drug breaks. Listen to new music and watch new TV shows. Better Call Saul is really good!

@CountScrofula I've seen about half of Better Call Saul. Definitely want to finish it.

@GlitterEater The back half is the best!

@mindstruggle You GOTTA find a way to work on your anxiety and self-esteem issues. This of course is kind of a trick when all you do is work and study but I want you to be happy, damnit! You gotta work to live not live to work.

@TurtlePink Girl your life is a chaotic mystery I can never tell if it's stable and day to day or completely wild.

Advice uh.

Find your equilibrium! lol

@CountScrofula my life won’t let me 😅😅

@Tarnished Quick profile glance looks like you've been through some shit recently.

Learn to grieve whatever you've lost without wallowing and try to use this kind of reset in your life to build new habits and healthy progress towards the guy you wanna be when you're 30.

@poisonouscupcake ... did I send that one to you too? I think I did.

Move out with your mom and get a therapist and psychiatrist to help you stabilize all the shit your other awful family members did to your mental health.

@CountScrofula i can’t remember😭😭
that’s plan one and two😞 do you have any insight on my love life great old powerful one

@poisonouscupcake Move first when you're not in the middle of suburbia hell you can actually meet people in person a little easier. These online relationships go weird for you.

@deadgerbil Find something that people are actually doing in your area that involves other women like some kind of organization, volunteer group, festival, I don't care. Just *something* where you can show up and work along side people who have some overlap in interest. Dating apps are their own skill and I don't know how that shit works. Just meet some girls who care about a thing, care about it too (genuinely), and do fun shit together. Getting laid will follow.

@CountScrofula grizzly bear wisdom. I, a mere mortal, am humbled

@basilfawlty89 I don't know what that means but you should start an IWW branch.

@lumberjackslam Start a vtuber account so you can present online as a hot anime girl playing video games but with your normal voice. Get a catchy name like "Mayu Shitslams" and get all the simps you'll ever want.

@CountScrofula Is this supposed to be good advice?

@lumberjackslam Read the sign.

@deathfairy You see through bullshit really well and understand when you're being played. Recognize that and covet it.

thank you (: @CountScrofula

@bijouxbroussard You should recommend the best anime you've watched to me.

@CountScrofula You’re right about it all and thank you 🩷

@iamonfire696 There's the world's biggest snake orgy north of Winnipeg in May. Go there! :)

@CountScrofula No 🥹😂

@MethDozer It's my advice and I want it now!

@MethDozer I GOT A BACKLOG MOTHERFUCKER

You advice is to learn patience with others. Also you should steal from work more.