Do you have a funny memory from school?

Funny not funny. There was a cake walk one spring evening and I went to it. Before it was over someone said that the Vice-Principal’s little convertible car had gotten trashed with a cake. Someone had taken a razor and slashed the top of the convertible and smeared cake all inside his car. We didn’t have any idea who did that but imagine it was someone who had gotten sent to the office for acting out and had his butt paddled

The funniest thing was in 8th grade. We had an assembly in the auditorium in the main building. The teachers were inside and had closed the entry doors to the auditorium. We had a motivational speaker talking in this assembly. The one before this time (about a month before) tried to get hip & cool with us talking about not using drugs. She had told the teachers to leave and go have a “Smoky-Poo in the teacher’s lounge”. So this time the assembly had just started about 10 minutes and we hear a motorcycle revving up really loud outside and then it zoomed straight down the hallway from one entry door and exited straight down the hallway to the exit door on the other end of the building. It was so loud echoing inside of the building even with the doors closed it was kind of shocking. We sat there thinking of if it was a gag to get our attention from this motivation speaker and all the teachers got up and went out to find out anything. There were no employee witnesses to the event but we figured it took 3 people to pull it off, one on each end to hold the doors open and the one who rode the motorcycle through. We had our suspicions who might have done it because they weren’t at the assembly (no roll taken). But we weren’t the type to narc on others so we kept our mouths shut.

After finishing janitorial duties in a classroom, our band teacher remained late in his office, grading papers. A lovable man, with fortunately great patience and a mild manner.

Twice a week we'd finish our duties. Then proceed to group the music stands in front of his closed door.
Followed by instruments without castors-- snare drums, base drum stands, and finally the mighty kettle drums.
After which we'd go home,

Late in the evening, grading done; he was confronted by an army of instruments, he had to fight through one-by-one to get home. 30 years later, I sit beside him in church.

Hahaha ya my bff was tryin to look cool to a boy she liked and fell into the fountain at disneyland andddd he was my friend so he saw alllll of it

My friend and I accidentally got locked in the gym on a Saturday. We weren't at all concerned about it. We'd just finished arranging the PE mats to create a sleeping den, when our very worried PE teacher burst in and 'rescued' us 🤣

I hit a teacher on the arse with a wet towel at swimming

Another time I went to a school dance making even though I was working and made out with a year 12 senior, just necking love bites on her neck and got in to a punch up with a friends brother.

I am still friends with that girl after 44 years