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56-60, M
United States
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I Have Something to Say
Hey, do you know how to make your spouse go MMMM...MMMMMMMM...MMMMM all night? Duct tape....
56-60, M
+ 3 2 replies 16 views Jan 29, 2019 |
I Have Something to Say
I Remember the Magic of Santa
56-60, M
+ 7 0 replies 20 views Dec 24, 2018 |
I Remember the Magic of Santa
I Believe A Picture Can Say 1000 Words
56-60, M
+ 8 3 replies 30 views Dec 17, 2018 |
I Believe A Picture Can Say 1000 Words
I Ride a Harley
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautifu...
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56-60, M
+ 11 12 replies 35 views Aug 29, 2018 |
I Ride a Harley
I Love Stupid Jokes
JUST FRED - Humor An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the...
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56-60, M
+ 2 4 replies 31 views Aug 27, 2018 |
I Love Stupid Jokes
I Have Something to Say
Last night my wife and I went shopping to Home Depot and we got separated. While looking for her I collided my cart with a younger guy in the electrical aisle I told the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I...
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56-60, M
+ 6 3 replies 35 views Aug 22, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Have Something to Say
My wife was a little randy last night.... I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took them off. "Take off my shoes" I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties!" I took all them off. Then sh...
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56-60, M
+ 4 2 replies 27 views Aug 15, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Love Brazilian Women
I once years ago told my sister that I slept with a Brazilian women. My sister said," OMG, you're such a man whore ...how many is a brazillian?"
56-60, M
+ 4 4 replies 20 views Aug 4, 2018 |
I Love Brazilian Women
I Want To Give You Flowers Every Day
Came home tonight with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases?
56-60, M
+ 7 4 replies 14 views Jul 28, 2018 |
I Want To Give You Flowers Every Day
I Have Something to Say
To the dude who flipped me off in the Starbucks parking lot this morning for honking at him, before taking off like a maniac… You left your breakfast and coffee on top of your car…
56-60, M
+ 17 8 replies 23 views Jul 12, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Admire The Amish
How do Amish women know if it's a romantic candle-light dinner or just a regular dinner?
56-60, M
+ 8 4 replies 23 views Jul 12, 2018 |
I Admire The Amish
I Welcome You To Neighborhood Watch
My neighbors say I am a peeping tom. I say I am a highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
56-60, M
+ 2 5 replies 8 views Jul 11, 2018 |
I Welcome You To Neighborhood Watch
I Have Something to Say
I really hope I know when I will pass as I plan on eating a bag of un-popped popcorn kernels. My cremation should be spectacular.
56-60, M
+ 6 1 reply 2 views Jul 8, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Love Toys
56-60, M
+ 7 3 replies 46 views Jul 4, 2018 |
I Love Toys
I Have Something to Say
I asked my wife let's try a different position tonight. She then said, That's a good idea. You do dishes while I sit on the sofa watch TV and fart.
56-60, M
+ 4 2 replies 13 views Jun 28, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Have Something to Say
Have some fun today at work... Unplug the copier and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!”
56-60, M
+ 4 1 reply 3 views Jun 27, 2018 |
I Have Something to Say
I Love Stupid Jokes
I spent at least half an hour trying to get my wifes bra off. I will never try wearing that again
56-60, M
+ 7 3 replies 6 views Jun 25, 2018 |
I Love Stupid Jokes
I Had To Fart
It is tough to get old...The only time that my wife screams my name in bed anymore is when I fart in my sleep.
56-60, M
+ 7 1 reply 3 views May 11, 2018 |
I Had To Fart
I Want To Cause Some Mischief
I was walking past my neighbor's white work van that was covered in dirt, someone had written on it, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van." I just couldn't help myself from writing, " She is... When your at work
56-60, M
+ 6 1 reply 7 views May 7, 2018 |
I Want To Cause Some Mischief
I Don't Do Starbucks
Well, it seems that I am banned from yet another Starbucks...Standing in line I was just bopping along to a song and the woman I was dancing behind bends over so I could grind it, then I realized she just lost an earring... and that no one else in St...
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56-60, M
+ 3 4 replies 31 views May 5, 2018 |
I Don't Do Starbucks
 
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