I Have Something to Say
Last night my wife and I went shopping to Home Depot and we got separated. While looking for her I collided my cart with a younger guy in the electrical aisle
I told the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her.
I replied, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs.’ old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra."
"What does your wife look like?" he asked
I said, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
I told the younger guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her.
I replied, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs.’ old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra."
"What does your wife look like?" he asked
I said, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
