Are you rejecting me because you're emotionally unavailable with a small weiner?

Excuse me maam, it's huge.

Nope.

Sounds like you’re emotionally unavailable and packing the Grand Canyon 🥲

We are all emotionally unavailable nowadays it seems haha

it dangles to my knees

I have a micro with my micro aggressions

Story of my sad pitiful life. But I've been told I have a talented tongue!

Oh, I can see I don’t have to mansplain it to you.

No, some guys walk across the room and stick it in. I stick it in and then walk across the room…🤣

I have small weiner

Entirely the opposite.

I am fully erect

That's a half-truth

HEY LOOK, A WEINERMOBILE

Yes