Is your underwear on fire?

Gets so dry down there, I have to attach a tiny fire extinguisher to the waistband. 🧯

I have been called little hot pants lately

IDK, I hardly wear any

I don't wear panties

Nope.

No, but my knees are

don't ware them,

What are underwear?

I don't wear underwear. 🤔

No but my crotch is itchy so that would explain it.

Only my sex is on fire ... ie my hands 😑

Sometimes it almost bursts ... just not into flames.

No but wet when I’m horny

Yes

Liar liar ?